★ ★ ★ The Zonted Project Dex · 1st Edition · Holographic ★ ★ ★
GOTTA SHIP 'EM ALL.
Every project I've launched, as a collectible. Hover any card to see the holographic foil ripple. Scroll down to enter the stat sheet.
1 ultra rare
2 rare
3 empty slots
TABIJI
HP
184
M
TABIJI
An AI travel pipeline that turns scams into reels.
16M-View Tulum Beam320
Hits all foes once. If a Wavespeed is in play, double damage.
Pipeline Surge60
ATK92
DEF41
001/006
★★★
©BH 2026
VERACITY
HP
96
A
VERACITY
An AI-built API, one-shot in an afternoon.
One-Shot Surge110
Spins up a new API surface in a single Hermes + Codex 5.5 prompt.
Truth Pass40
ATK62
DEF38
002/006
★★
©BH 2026
ZONTED
HP
142
W
ZONTED
Honest writing on AI. New post by email when published.
Long-Form Letter180
Heals self for the count of subscribers (× 0.01).
Compound Interest30
ATK49
DEF80
003/006
★★
©BH 2026
[ SLOT ]
HP
??
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??
Awaiting acquisition — fill with a real project.
Placeholder Strike??
Replace this card with a past project from your roster.
ATK0
DEF0
004/006
★
©BH 2026
[ SLOT ]
HP
??
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??
Awaiting acquisition.
Placeholder Strike??
Open card slot.
ATK0
DEF0
005/006
★
©BH 2026
[ SLOT ]
HP
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Awaiting acquisition.
Placeholder Strike??
Open card slot.
ATK0
DEF0
006/006
★
©BH 2026
★ Card 001/006 · 1st Ed Holographic · Ultra Rare ★
TABIJI
An AI travel pipeline that turns scams into reels. Released 2024.
★ ★ ★ Battle Stats · 90-day window ★ ★ ★
Total DMG · IG views
16.02M
CRIT HIT · Tulum reel
3.88M
AOE Reach
8.28M
Site sessions
17,394
Search impressions
387,507
Party · IG followers
4,284
YT shorts cast
810
Pinterest pins
6,725
Avg stamina
1m 45s
★ Signature attacks · top transmissions
ATK 01
The Spare Tire Rental Scam in Tulum, Mexico
· Tulum
3.88M
ATK 02
Lisbon's gorgeous cobblestones are trying to kill you when it rains.
· Lisbon
2.18M
ATK 03
Two men flashed badges. Then stole €200 from his wallet.
· Rome
0.47M
ATK 04
I paid $70 to walk across a bridge in Vancouver.
· Vancouver
0.36M
ATK 05
The #1 mistake tourists make in Cairo.
· Cairo
0.19M